By CHRISTOPHER BUCKLEY

“Prince Charles has told some of his staff to use bicycles in the fight against global warming. He is even prepared to travel to London by commuter train…The new system is causing headaches for palace staff…”

– www.ThisisLondon.co.uk

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TOMORROW’S SCHEDULE FOR HRH THE PRINCE OF WALES AND HRH THE DUCHESS OF CORNWALL

7:50 AM
POW and DOC depart Highgrove for Cheltenham rail station via sedan chairs. Personal secretary, valet, hairstylist, equerries, footmen, postillions, environmentalist-in-waiting, ladies in waiting, Scotland Yard security detail and Lord High Executioner to accompany on bicycles.

11:15 AM
Arrival Cheltenham rail station…

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